Biker's penis hit by lightning...

***Kingster*** · 09-21-2007, 03:08 PM

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2517312.html?menu=

FTA:

"Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis."

All I can say is... Ouch.

Aalexanderrr · 09-21-2007, 03:16 PM

True. Ouch. But anyway he IS lucky.

DeadMeatGF · 09-21-2007, 03:47 PM

Working on my admittedly limited knowledge of lightning - if he'd not been effectively earthed by his wee, he might well have died, as the lightning would have had to arc out of his body to ground - unless it could find a more efficient route.

**Spiffness** · 09-21-2007, 04:40 PM

Oh the sex jokes this guy gets to make for the rest of his life. Lucky!

"Hey baby, wanna ride the lightning?"

Angel_Mapper · 09-21-2007, 04:48 PM

He's going into porn, with the name Lightning Rod.

cooloola · 09-21-2007, 05:17 PM

@Angel Mapper that was exactly what i was thinking

Manticore · 09-21-2007, 05:34 PM

What is it with eastern Europe?!?

Scott · 09-21-2007, 07:48 PM

hha
another painful Croatian penis story....what did i jsut say the other day.....

JoystickMonkey · 09-22-2007, 02:34 PM

Hopefully it put the spark back into his relationship. He wouldn't want his wife cutting it off now would he?

PsxMeUP · 09-22-2007, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spiffness

Oh the sex jokes this guy gets to make for the rest of his life. Lucky!

I'm sure it was over lightning fast...

Mathlete · 09-22-2007, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kingster

because I was wearing rubber boots

i misread that the first time

UltraJounin · 09-25-2007, 04:07 PM

When I saw this title my first thought was "What penis? There cant be anything left!"

**-=JUDGE=-** · 09-25-2007, 04:58 PM

Ever seen a glow in the dark rubber? He doesn't need one.

King Mango · 09-25-2007, 05:52 PM

If this was me, the headline would have read, "Lightning hit by biker's penis"

N/\CHO · 09-25-2007, 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Mango

If this was me, the headline would have read, "Lightning hit by biker's penis"

lmao, i'm in a bad mood and i still laughed at that

09-21-2007, 03:08 PM	#1
*Kingster* Duck and cover... Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: I'm around... Posts: 4,613 Downloads: 36 My Files: 4	Biker's penis hit by lightning... http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2517312.html?menu= FTA: "Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis." All I can say is... Ouch.

09-21-2007, 03:47 PM	#3
DeadMeatGF Cynical [+] Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Aligned to Grid Posts: 3,057 Downloads: 77 My Files: 1	Working on my admittedly limited knowledge of lightning - if he'd not been effectively earthed by his wee, he might well have died, as the lightning would have had to arc out of his body to ground - unless it could find a more efficient route. __________________ ... still here, prowling around ... Stop/Eject & Wasteland The next projects ... I'm working on these ones, too!

09-21-2007, 04:40 PM	#4
Spiffness This world is a possibiliy Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,973 My Files: 2	Oh the sex jokes this guy gets to make for the rest of his life. Lucky! "Hey baby, wanna ride the lightning?" __________________ Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Ernest Benn ---- "And each and everyday will lead into tomorrow And tomorrow brings one less day without you But don't wait up just leave the light on 'Cause all the roads that I might take will all one day lead back to you" - Rise Against

09-21-2007, 04:48 PM	#5
Angel_Mapper Spin it let's begin it. Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Cape Suzette Posts: 2,650 Downloads: 2 My Files: 6	He's going into porn, with the name Lightning Rod. __________________ Angel Mapper - Prometheus To have said goodbye to things!

09-21-2007, 07:48 PM	#8
Scott Member Since 2001 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: California Posts: 572 Downloads: 39	hha another painful Croatian penis story....what did i jsut say the other day..... __________________ StealthDp Chudzilla

09-21-2007, 03:16 PM	#2
Aalexanderrr UP Regular Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 403 Downloads: 114 My Files: 5	True. Ouch. But anyway he IS lucky.

09-21-2007, 05:17 PM	#6
cooloola Analrapist Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Paris Posts: 1,486 Downloads: 13 My Files: 10	@Angel Mapper that was exactly what i was thinking

09-22-2007, 02:34 PM	#9
JoystickMonkey UP Regular Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Far away from the sun. Posts: 2,174 Downloads: 3 My Files: 2	Hopefully it put the spark back into his relationship. He wouldn't want his wife cutting it off now would he? __________________ Shoot to kill, aim to please. First to join Club Mathlete!

09-25-2007, 04:07 PM	#12
UltraJounin Bankai! Join Date: May 2002 Location: in UTopia Posts: 1,372 Downloads: 7	When I saw this title my first thought was "What penis? There cant be anything left!" __________________ They call me ultra eYeWonderPhotography.com

09-25-2007, 04:58 PM	#13
-=JUDGE=- Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Utah = UT (Jealous?) Posts: 1,317 Downloads: 7 My Files: 6	Ever seen a glow in the dark rubber? He doesn't need one. __________________ Nvidia Texture Tools In other news, warning labels cause anxiety attacks. Coming soon, a new "friendly" warning label will have a warning label that can be peeled off the real warning label. This new "peel and reveal" label will warn that the warning label underneath could cause severe anxiety if you read it. Please use with caution.

09-25-2007, 05:52 PM	#14
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