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Old 05-05-2006, 04:20 AM   #1
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Rum With A Hint Of Cadaver

from yahoo by way of the firing squad ....... BUDAPEST (Reuters) - Hungarian builders who drank their way to the bottom of a huge barrel of rum while renovating a house got a nasty surprise when a pickled corpse tumbled out of the empty barrel, a police magazine website reported.

According to online magazine www.zsaru.hu, workers in Szeged in the south of Hungary tried to move the barrel after they had drained it, only to find it was surprisingly heavy and were shocked when the body of a naked man fell out.

The website said that the body of the man had been shipped back from Jamaica 20 years ago by his wife in the barrel of rum in order to avoid the cost and paperwork of an official return.

According to the website, workers said the rum in the 300-liter barrel had a "special taste" so they even decanted a few bottles of the liquor to take home.

The wife has since died and the man was buried in a proper grave.
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Old 05-05-2006, 04:58 AM   #2
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Arrrghhh - 'Special taste'

I almost feel sick for them!! ewww
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Old 05-05-2006, 05:22 AM   #3
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Hahaha, this reminds me of a story an old guy told me. He had the same thing, only with a monkey inside the barrel.

Always check your barrels before drinking!
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Old 05-05-2006, 05:32 AM   #4
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lol. That is the best laugh over something completely disgusting I've ever had...
Maybe I need to retake that stress test?
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Old 05-05-2006, 07:58 AM   #5
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"the rum in the 300-liter barrel had a 'special taste' "

Ah that special taste of pickled human flesh.......that brings back memories.
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Old 05-05-2006, 08:03 AM   #6
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i would totally flip out.

reminds me of that southpark where cartman is mad at a kid so he kills the kid's parents and feeds him chilli made from them.... i can't believe i find humor in that
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hahahaha.

So uh, how come the wife didnt take him out of the barrel after shipping him back?
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hahahaha.

So uh, how come the wife didnt take him out of the barrel after shipping him back?

She died before she could .


So ........ Anybody UP for some Rum Favored Dead ?
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