Marijuana Smoker Beheads Two Women

**radio667** · 09-24-2004, 05:17 PM

from yahoo ........ BLANTYRE, Malawi (Reuters) - A Malawian man believed to be high on marijuana beheaded two women with an axe Friday, police in the southern African country said.

The man, in his mid-20s, beheaded a 52-year-old woman while she worked in her garden with her daughter and did the same to a 68-year-old friend who came to the daughter's aid, police spokesman Kelvin Maigwa told Reuters.

"The unsuspecting woman greeted the stranger who, instead, threw the axe at her, aiming at the chest," Maigwa said.

He said police found marijuana, or hemp, when they searched the suspect's home.

"The house was full of stench from recently smoked hemp. We believe he had an overdose of the hemp that made him go berserk," Maigwa said, adding that the walls of the house bore quotations from famous reggae songs.

Police have launched a manhunt for the killer, who fled into the bush after the attacks.

SuperApe · 09-24-2004, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by radio667

"The house was full of stench from recently smoked hemp. We believe he had an overdose of the hemp that made him go berserk," Maigwa said, adding that the walls of the house bore quotations from famous reggae songs.

I don't want to make light of this horrible tragedy
and crime.

But, why would it be hard to believe the man was
mentally unstable? (with or without the hemp)

If the stentch of recently smoked hemp indicates
someone has turned into an axe murderer, then
the dorms of all colleges would be painted in blood.

And an overdose of hemp is largely impossble by
smoking. A human would die by lack of oxygen long
before reaching overdose levels. Once at that point,
however, the results are unconciousness, not violent
rage or schitzophrenea.

I know this only reaches a small population, but I
don't like misinformation based on bad science.

**radio667** · 09-24-2004, 05:46 PM

Super Ape - You would so be The Chief of Police at BLANTYRE, Malawi with that Logic Heavy Brain of Yourz

!!

SuperApe · 09-24-2004, 05:52 PM

Well, that will always be the dream, but for now...

demigod387 · 09-24-2004, 05:54 PM

1 time on weed i choked my chicken!

it was very violent!

**radio667** · 09-24-2004, 05:55 PM

LOl

I can see You arguing with the other members of the Malawi Police as they call this "another case of reefer Maddness "

U is da Monk of BLANTYRE !!

**radio667** · 09-24-2004, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demigod387

1 time on weed i choked my chicken!

it was very violent!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo

Demi is da Brooklyn Strangler !!!!!

SuperApe · 09-24-2004, 05:59 PM

Roflmfao

Swordslash · 09-24-2004, 06:03 PM

LmFaO

tr@xtandn · 09-24-2004, 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by radio667

"We believe he had an overdose of the hemp that made him go berserk," Maigwa said,

bahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahhahaha
hahahaha

Berjj · 09-24-2004, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tr@xtandn

bahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahhahaha
hahahaha

I'm sorry, but what is it that you find so funny?

King Mango · 09-24-2004, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by radio667

LMAOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo

Demi is da Brooklyn Strangler !!!!!

rotehflicopter

demigod387 · 09-24-2004, 11:28 PM

tr@xtandn · 09-25-2004, 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MeanyMortal

I'm sorry, but what is it that you find so funny?

the fact that they blamed the beheading on an overdose of pot

the only thing an overdose of pot is gonna do is make you have some crazy munchies

teppic · 09-25-2004, 08:43 AM

and surely you'd be more likely to fall asleep than go berserk?

09-24-2004, 05:17 PM	#1
radio667 I R Happy Goat Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 10,760 Downloads: 2	Marijuana Smoker Beheads Two Women from yahoo ........ BLANTYRE, Malawi (Reuters) - A Malawian man believed to be high on marijuana beheaded two women with an axe Friday, police in the southern African country said. The man, in his mid-20s, beheaded a 52-year-old woman while she worked in her garden with her daughter and did the same to a 68-year-old friend who came to the daughter's aid, police spokesman Kelvin Maigwa told Reuters. "The unsuspecting woman greeted the stranger who, instead, threw the axe at her, aiming at the chest," Maigwa said. He said police found marijuana, or hemp, when they searched the suspect's home. "The house was full of stench from recently smoked hemp. We believe he had an overdose of the hemp that made him go berserk," Maigwa said, adding that the walls of the house bore quotations from famous reggae songs. Police have launched a manhunt for the killer, who fled into the bush after the attacks. __________________ , "There is also a river called Helikon [in Pieria]. (...) But, they go on to say, the women who killed Orpheus wished to wash off in it the blood-stains, and thereat the River sank underground, so as not to lend its waters to cleanse manslaughter." —Pausanias, Description of Greece 9. 30. 8

09-24-2004, 05:46 PM	#3
radio667 I R Happy Goat Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 10,760 Downloads: 2	Super Ape - You would so be The Chief of Police at BLANTYRE, Malawi with that Logic Heavy Brain of Yourz !! __________________ , "There is also a river called Helikon [in Pieria]. (...) But, they go on to say, the women who killed Orpheus wished to wash off in it the blood-stains, and thereat the River sank underground, so as not to lend its waters to cleanse manslaughter." —Pausanias, Description of Greece 9. 30. 8

09-24-2004, 05:52 PM	#4
SuperApe Registered Monkey Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Inna Jungle Posts: 6,140 Downloads: 10 My Files: 9	Well, that will always be the dream, but for now... __________________ - SuperApe : ) -= Unreal Geek =-= HTML5 Padawan =-= Funoholic =- I donate to UnrealPlayground. How do you help UP?

09-24-2004, 05:54 PM	#5
demigod387 For your Health! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Born in BKLYN, Living in QNZ Posts: 1,561	1 time on weed i choked my chicken! it was very violent! __________________ XB Live - Dattebayo Demi http://www.facebook.com/derek.dawe Love you guys.

09-24-2004, 05:55 PM	#6
radio667 I R Happy Goat Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 10,760 Downloads: 2	LOl I can see You arguing with the other members of the Malawi Police as they call this "another case of reefer Maddness " U is da Monk of BLANTYRE !! __________________ , "There is also a river called Helikon [in Pieria]. (...) But, they go on to say, the women who killed Orpheus wished to wash off in it the blood-stains, and thereat the River sank underground, so as not to lend its waters to cleanse manslaughter." —Pausanias, Description of Greece 9. 30. 8

09-24-2004, 05:59 PM	#8
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09-24-2004, 11:28 PM	#13
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09-25-2004, 08:43 AM	#15
teppic Stationary Stationery Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: under a pile of coats Posts: 1,416	and surely you'd be more likely to fall asleep than go berserk? __________________ this won't mean a thing come tomorrow, and that's exactly how i'll make it seem.

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