Evils of overclocking

Spiff · 08-21-2004, 10:21 AM

found some interesting stories today..

Blue Screen of Death

Quote:

Lee's parents were in shock. "Why couldn't he just look at porn like all the other kids," said Lee's mother Holly. "We suspected he was overclocking in there, but we were hoping that maybe with all the tubing he was making a bong."

Rift in Space-Time Continuum

Quote:

MIT Professor George Greznowski said, "It appears that the CPU was operating so fast that it began to execute instructions before they arrived. This execution of future instructions created a small tear in the fabric of space-time itself through which part of the motherboard passed into a parallel universe.

**radio667** · 08-21-2004, 10:31 AM

LOL - Amazing News Stories

Great Find Ace Reporter Spiff

demigod387 · 08-21-2004, 11:14 AM

lmfao!

***Creeper*** · 08-21-2004, 01:04 PM

HEhehe.. both stories first appeared at either bbspot or the Onion .. think it was bbspot.. but both hilarious.

There was a related story about Overclockers donating their heatsinks for shelters for the homeless

Berjj · 08-21-2004, 06:39 PM

LMAO!

I didn't know whether to believe in the first story or not! It was so well written! LMAO!

Nice find Spiff!

08-21-2004, 10:31 AM	#2
radio667 I R Happy Goat Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 10,754 Downloads: 2	LOL - Amazing News Stories Great Find Ace Reporter Spiff __________________ , "There is also a river called Helikon [in Pieria]. (...) But, they go on to say, the women who killed Orpheus wished to wash off in it the blood-stains, and thereat the River sank underground, so as not to lend its waters to cleanse manslaughter." —Pausanias, Description of Greece 9. 30. 8

08-21-2004, 11:14 AM	#3
demigod387 For your Health! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Born in BKLYN, Living in QNZ Posts: 1,561	lmfao! __________________ XB Live - Dattebayo Demi http://www.facebook.com/derek.dawe Love you guys.

08-21-2004, 01:04 PM	#4
*Creeper* Shock n00b Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Wherever I may Roam Posts: 5,571 Downloads: 6	HEhehe.. both stories first appeared at either bbspot or the Onion .. think it was bbspot.. but both hilarious. There was a related story about Overclockers donating their heatsinks for shelters for the homeless __________________ Frag hard, laugh harder.

08-21-2004, 06:39 PM	#5
Berjj Registered Bonehead Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Hiding around the corner Posts: 2,381 Downloads: 6 My Files: 5	LMAO! I didn't know whether to believe in the first story or not! It was so well written! LMAO! Nice find Spiff! __________________ Berjjet.se My deviantart profile

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