|02-19-2002, 10:19 PM||#1|
Aiming at Creeper
Join Date: Jun 2001
Pearly Gates AutoMart
Three guys died; when they got to the pearly gates, St. Peter
met them and said, "I know that you guys are forgiven because
you're here. Before I let you into Heaven, I have to ask you
something. Your answer will determine on what kind of car you get.
You have to have a car in Heaven because Heaven is so big!"
The first guy walks up and Peter asks the first guy, "How long
were you married?"
The first guy says, "24 years."
"Did you ever cheat on your wife?" Peter asked.
The guy said, "Yeah, 7 times, but you said I was forgiven."
Peter said, "Yeah, but that's not too good. Here's a Pinto to
The second guy walks up and gets the same question from Peter
and says, "I was married for 41 years and cheated on her once,
but that was our first year, so we really worked it out."
Peter said, "I'm pleased to hear that; here's your Lincoln."
The third guy walked up and said, "Peter, I know what you're
going to ask. I was married for 63 years and didn't even look at
another woman! I treated my wife like a queen!"
Peter said, "That's what I like to hear. Here's a Jaguar!"
A little while later, the two guys with the Lincoln and the
Pinto saw the guy with the Jaguar crying on the golden sidewalk,
so they went to see what was the matter.
When they asked the guy with the Jaguar what was wrong, he said,
"I just saw my wife; she was on a skateboard!"
|02-21-2002, 09:52 AM||#7|
F1 for help, F7 for hurt
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: In your base, killing your dudes
hehe, I used to tell that joke but it was a bit different.
It went something like 3 guys go to heaven and Saint Peter asks how many times they've cursed in their life. Depending on their answer, he will allow them to go back to Earth to try to live their life sin free.
Anyway, the first guy doesn't swear much so he gets a Cadillac. The second guy swears every now and then so he gets a VW Beetle. The third guy swears a lot so he gets a Harley. One day the third guy is laughing so hard he actually dies of laughter. When he goes back up to heaven, Saint Peter asks him what happened and the guy says "I just saw the Pope on a scooter!".
|02-21-2002, 10:12 AM||#8|
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Greatest state in the greatest country
Are you slamming Harleys?
Now that hurts.
Pork the other white meat
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