Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

evilgrins · 07-21-2012, 03:56 PM

Anyone that's played online has probably thought there should be some general rules for how all players should handle themselves when interacting with others. In more frustrating times, everybody's probably thought of rules that were completely innappropriate but seemed to fit your more stressed mindset.

This is the place for those rules. Please share your most ridiculous thoughts of how online play should go, number them however you like.

Rule #1: Do not shoot people on your own team unless they annoy you.

**Hawkwind** · 07-21-2012, 11:11 PM

rule #2, ignore rule number 1 you must not ever shoot someone on your team we are all bozos on this bus, and you do not ever disrespect someone on your team

evilgrins · 07-23-2012, 02:57 PM

Rule #3: It is important to respect the other people on your team. If you can't shoot them, knock them off a cliff into a pool of lava respectfully.

**Hawkwind** · 07-23-2012, 08:50 PM

reminds me of a cheater in ut2003, citadel, you couldn't kill him, but the force of the shock rifle would push him off bridges where he died in the kill zone. but members of your own team? have fun, do what-some-ever, but it's wrong

evilgrins · 07-25-2012, 02:50 PM

Rule #8: The one the unbeatable monster kills first is the one who didn't have the good sense to run away.

evilgrins · 07-27-2012, 02:52 PM

Rule #5: When in doubt, shoot it.

07-23-2012, 08:50 PM	#4
Hawkwind sorry, road the bus over u Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: i was born a poor white child in the south Posts: 1,881 Downloads: 144	reminds me of a cheater in ut2003, citadel, you couldn't kill him, but the force of the shock rifle would push him off bridges where he died in the kill zone. but members of your own team? have fun, do what-some-ever, but it's wrong __________________ http://www.utmr.dk/ ut2004 is closed. too much hacking xfire: tsthawkwind bauhaus- "factory town" ...oh to be, the cream oh to be, your dream

07-27-2012, 02:52 PM	#6
evilgrins behind you with a NERF axe Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Palo Alto, CA Posts: 76 Downloads: 2	C'mon, post people! Rule #5: When in doubt, shoot it. __________________ http://unreal-games.livejournal.com/

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07-21-2012, 03:56 PM	#1
evilgrins behind you with a NERF axe Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Palo Alto, CA Posts: 76 Downloads: 2	Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version) Anyone that's played online has probably thought there should be some general rules for how all players should handle themselves when interacting with others. In more frustrating times, everybody's probably thought of rules that were completely innappropriate but seemed to fit your more stressed mindset. This is the place for those rules. Please share your most ridiculous thoughts of how online play should go, number them however you like. Rule #1: Do not shoot people on your own team unless they annoy you. __________________ http://unreal-games.livejournal.com/

07-21-2012, 11:11 PM	#2
Hawkwind sorry, road the bus over u Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: i was born a poor white child in the south Posts: 1,881 Downloads: 144	rule #2, ignore rule number 1 you must not ever shoot someone on your team we are all bozos on this bus, and you do not ever disrespect someone on your team __________________ http://www.utmr.dk/ ut2004 is closed. too much hacking xfire: tsthawkwind bauhaus- "factory town" ...oh to be, the cream oh to be, your dream

07-23-2012, 02:57 PM	#3
evilgrins behind you with a NERF axe Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Palo Alto, CA Posts: 76 Downloads: 2	Meh Rule #3: It is important to respect the other people on your team. If you can't shoot them, knock them off a cliff into a pool of lava respectfully. __________________ http://unreal-games.livejournal.com/

07-25-2012, 02:50 PM	#5
evilgrins behind you with a NERF axe Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Palo Alto, CA Posts: 76 Downloads: 2	not embracing the silly Rule #8: The one the unbeatable monster kills first is the one who didn't have the good sense to run away. __________________ http://unreal-games.livejournal.com/