Its comming - Billy Bob's Trailer Park

[Ghandi]

This is next to the windmill and the sign that says "Tresspassers will be shot." Looks like old Billy Bob means business. He doesnt even bother with a deep graves. Got the dueling banjos for the sound track! Yeeehaw! Working on the new Dairy Queen, Walmart and Porn shop. I will keep you posted as things develop.

http://www.zencoder.com/billybob1.jpg

[MadMikey]

Sort of a UT meets Redneck Rampage! Cool!

[HortonsWho]

That's a big HUD you've got there Ghandi!
I'm lookin' fer my shotgun...

[Freakish]

LOL sounds great! as usual, can't wait to give it a try..

[IHopeToGod]

LOL!. Make sure you include 2 chickens and some pancakes.

Hey that camping mod u are working on - why not put a sign above the persons head saying "Camper" that follows him around -hehe.

[TITAN]

That camping mod is stupid. I personally get really mad at campers but that makes me think of new ways to get the flag. Use a deemer to clear the area if there is a sniper and u don't know where he is tele around and see where he starts shootin at you then start the search party. Camping is part of the game and without it, it gets one step closer to being boring. lets not block all the fun guys:D

[Ghandi]

Titan,

You are preaching to the Choir. I get my highest scores from camping with the old sniper rifle. I love to camp. The only thing I like more than camping is spawn killing. Its the best. Having some one hunt me down time and time again on some sort of insane raged vendetta is what I like the best. Taunting them after spawn killing them usally gets em really mad and leads to such a raged vendetta.

I haven't had the opportunities that I have on the standard maps like lava giant and facing worlds. Which I am sick of... but at heart I am a camper.

The only thing I like better than spawn killing is the thought of being responsible for someones spontaneous combustion. I like the thought of setting people on fire... I probably should play as beavis... instead of Ghandi. Before I had this mod I could squash people flat as pancakes in the chickens map or suck them out into space in pull my finger.

With this new mod I hope to be responsible for incinerating fellow campers around the world. Muhahaha. I'd rather set the good players on fire. But hey, no one will go for a mod that sets the best player on fire for no apparent reason other than they play too well.

[Masterblaster 43]

that map sounds like fun..........yeahaw!!!!!!!

[Ghandi]

Hey everybody!

Thought I'd give you a progress report on Billy Bobs trailer park. I just added the exteriir of walmart... here is a picture as the tornado or as Billy Bob calls it the "Tordnadee" as is sweeps past the local "Walmert"

http://www.zencoder.com/walmart1.jpg

[RNThrillKILL]

can we go in to this wallmart ? that would be cool if we can.

[Ghandi]

You bet! most of the weapons in this map are going to be in the wal*mart sporting goods department.

Oh yeah. Workin on the porn shop

[Ghandi]

What would red neck trailer park life be like with out the joys and convieninces of modern life? Heck, you absolutley need walmart the mecca of trailer park civilation. But what about vitles and entertainment? Introducing the new (unfinished) Dairy Queen and (finished) Billy Ray's Porn shop. Ah, now aint life grand?


http://www.zencoder.com/town.jpg

[RNThrillKILL]

cool man

[BamBam]

What?? No handicapped spaces in front of Wal-Mart?? Haven't you heard of the Americans With Disabilities Act?? Where's Creeper gonna park his wheel chair equipped van after another 30 years of chasing women with no success?? Ya gotta think of the hopeless Ghandi..

One other thing that'd be kewl.. After you gib someone inside of Wal-Mart, you hear an announcement like "Wet cleanup on Isle 3.." :D Or when OrPhanataz goes into the store, maybe an announcement like "Security, please re-direct cameras to ladies lingeree.."

Looks great Ghandi, as always.. :D

[Ghandi]

BamBam,

Ha ha! I like the idea of the wet clean up on Isle 3. Hmmm... any one have a wave file like this?

[Creeper]

I have no such wav. But, I do know that Bam, as is often the case.. is wrong. You still need the same .wav, but it needs to be in the porn shop.. heheh

eeewwwww :D

[Ghandi]

Creeper,

Yeah I think it works equally well in both cases. Haha.

Hey I thought I'd give you guys an inside look at trailer park life. Brace yourself it isn't pretty. Apparently the bathroom is cleaned with less frequency than the bathroom at a gas station. At least the gas station has been cleaned in 72 hours. Here its more like 72 months.

http://www.zencoder.com/bathroom.jpg
http://www.zencoder.com/kitchen.jpg

[SoBeiT]

I play UT to get away from real life, I like BamBams suggestion though. The Kitchen is awful..good job! The bathroom is enough to make me envy Young Wolfs ability to squat..hehe

[Ghandi]

Sobeit,

Well atleast they look nice on the outside. Trailer park regs, you know.

Here is a photo of the only known well documented scientifically verifyable tornado magnet in existance. Thought I'd add it to the map.

http://www.zencoder.com/tornado_magnet.jpg

[Freakish]

This looks great Ghandi! You've got quite the sense of humor..perhaps to add irony to WalMart go ahead and put some BIG guns in the toy section (you know how walmart doesn't sell toy guns, right?) Is there going to be a bowling alley too? Hehehehe..nothing says class more than a bowling alley. :D :D

[IHopeToGod]

Hey don't forget to put some ammo in the toilet.
And how much for one of d'em d'der trailers - LOL!

[Ghandi]

Milk,

The toilets are pretty natsy, I wouldn't want to go fishin around for ammo in them. Oh dees hare trailer is dirt cheap.


I added a truck that gets triggered... They move fast! Apparently they don't want to stick around.

If you dont mind sacrificing yourself you can grab the flag. Then let the truck drag your body to the other side... and when you die... viola they flag is there for your team mates to pick up.

http://www.zencoder.com/truck.jpg

Finishing off the inside of walmart and working on the dairy queen. I think I'm going to add an under ground and an area 51 type laboratory... deep underground. I think it would be fun to add in some UFOs that occasionally land outside the trailer park.

I was able to convert the theme from Raising Arizona to an unreal music file. It fits the theme pretty well.

[HortonsWho]

Go man, GO! What a sense of humor....

Lookin' forward to this'un.

[Phanataz]

Ghandi ...

HURRY with this map.. i want to be so white trash!!!!!!!!!!

hehe

[Masterblaster 43]

lol, this map is going to be nice!! i cant wait to play it! Ghandi u da man!

[uncledumpy]

Kewl! Looking sweet!