HortonsWho
12-15-2001, 10:42 AM
A guy entered a bar in Arkansas and asked for a glass of white wine. As everyone around the bar looked up in surprise, the bartender said, "You ain't from around here, is ya? Where's ya from, boy?"
"I'm from Iowa," the man replied.
"What the heck you do in Iowa?" asked the bartender.
"I'm a taxidermist," answered the man.
"What the heck is a taxidermist?" the bartender asked.
"Well, I mount animals," explained the man, nervously.
Grinning, the bartender yelled to everyone seated at the bar, "Relax, boys, he's one of us!"
"I'm from Iowa," the man replied.
"What the heck you do in Iowa?" asked the bartender.
"I'm a taxidermist," answered the man.
"What the heck is a taxidermist?" the bartender asked.
"Well, I mount animals," explained the man, nervously.
Grinning, the bartender yelled to everyone seated at the bar, "Relax, boys, he's one of us!"