StealthDP
11-28-2001, 09:49 PM
I thought I would pass these words of wisdom along to all of you:
My long-passed grandfather's birthday is coming up, and for me it is a time to reminisce. The long walks we used to take. The long drives. The special trips he would make to pick me up so I could spend the weekends with him.
Oh, and the advice he used to give!
Too bad much of it was wasted because I was relatively young when he died. If he were alive today and passing down his gems of wisdom you could bet I'd be a better man. Some pearls he'd given me I've never forgotten. I would accompany him on his daily walk, and he would point out various things worth noticing. "That tree there is a Japanese elm. They grow fast." or "During the great depression I fed every wayfarer that crossed our doorstep." Those things were well and good, but the thing I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grandfatherly advice came as we were weeding his garden.
We were working around the hot peppers when he paused,
looked me in the eye and said, "Don't marry a woman with big hands. It makes your dick look smaller."
My long-passed grandfather's birthday is coming up, and for me it is a time to reminisce. The long walks we used to take. The long drives. The special trips he would make to pick me up so I could spend the weekends with him.
Oh, and the advice he used to give!
Too bad much of it was wasted because I was relatively young when he died. If he were alive today and passing down his gems of wisdom you could bet I'd be a better man. Some pearls he'd given me I've never forgotten. I would accompany him on his daily walk, and he would point out various things worth noticing. "That tree there is a Japanese elm. They grow fast." or "During the great depression I fed every wayfarer that crossed our doorstep." Those things were well and good, but the thing I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grandfatherly advice came as we were weeding his garden.
We were working around the hot peppers when he paused,
looked me in the eye and said, "Don't marry a woman with big hands. It makes your dick look smaller."