FoamyGal
02-12-2007, 11:42 AM
They change the story again... NO malcolm from the old intro? Much like mankind was enslaved in 2k3, but that had never happened in 2k4....
So if they seek for a matching new storyline, maybe I got it.
(I wrote this at my clan*s forum some days ago, and maybe someone here shares my impression that this intro could meanwhile match best)
In 2007, in an attempt to calm the upset deep space combatants waiting for Unreal 2k7,
The Epic Games crew legalized to repeatedly change plot and background details about a slugfest involving no hold-sport fighting
The Liandri MIning Corporation working with the NEG established no longer a series of leagues and bloody exhibitions but now put on their successful recipe of "Guilds of war" turning UT into a necris war
Again, The expectations and popularity of the now called UT3 grew with previews of brutality.
SOon, Epic discovered that no matter the name, to let people wait was their most profitable enterprise
The "post the next preview asap" paragraph was formed.
A cabal of the most skilled graphic cards and highend 3D accellerators to present and stir up the communities over and over, waiting for the ultimate deathmatch.
Now, it is 20-o-51.
Fifty years have passed (and most original combatants have passed too, having waited their entire life for a game never released) and now you, in the age of 80, appear on the scene.
With 20, your skills and brutality in UT were legendary.
Now (having a day off from the sanatorium) you go and purchase your copy of the finally released Version UnrealIII
The time has come to prove - you were the best
To crush your PC angrily, finding out you bought the MAC version by accident
While someone else
wins... the tournament.
So if they seek for a matching new storyline, maybe I got it.
(I wrote this at my clan*s forum some days ago, and maybe someone here shares my impression that this intro could meanwhile match best)
In 2007, in an attempt to calm the upset deep space combatants waiting for Unreal 2k7,
The Epic Games crew legalized to repeatedly change plot and background details about a slugfest involving no hold-sport fighting
The Liandri MIning Corporation working with the NEG established no longer a series of leagues and bloody exhibitions but now put on their successful recipe of "Guilds of war" turning UT into a necris war
Again, The expectations and popularity of the now called UT3 grew with previews of brutality.
SOon, Epic discovered that no matter the name, to let people wait was their most profitable enterprise
The "post the next preview asap" paragraph was formed.
A cabal of the most skilled graphic cards and highend 3D accellerators to present and stir up the communities over and over, waiting for the ultimate deathmatch.
Now, it is 20-o-51.
Fifty years have passed (and most original combatants have passed too, having waited their entire life for a game never released) and now you, in the age of 80, appear on the scene.
With 20, your skills and brutality in UT were legendary.
Now (having a day off from the sanatorium) you go and purchase your copy of the finally released Version UnrealIII
The time has come to prove - you were the best
To crush your PC angrily, finding out you bought the MAC version by accident
While someone else
wins... the tournament.