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B.C.
07-21-2002, 05:38 AM
ON CTF Bremilia, in the year 2002, July 21st. There was this young naive kid call B.C., and there is this evil evil cow, call Freakish!

When B.C. kill the enemy FC, he tried to return teh flag, but before he touches teh Flag, Freakish teh Cow, shot the ball, then the ray, creating a shock combo, and poor little B.C. died, without knowing where it came from.

Then later, B.C. got teh flag, and very luckily killed Freakish, but suddenly the soul of Freakish appear, "its a skull", B.C.. was so scared, he nearly wet his pants, before the evil spirit blew up, there was only time, to say, "oh ****", 2 sec later, bang, B.C. died, again.

Then the worst has happen. B.C. took teh enemy flag again, and this time he made it back to base, and teh flag is just right in fornt of him, he ran, and he ran, and he got closer to the flag, but at the last jump, the evil cow appears again, right infront of him, and snatch teh flag right in his eyes, and turn facing B.C. with a evil smile, then blast 6 rockets flying towards B.C. and eventaully once again B.C. died.

again, and again, and again, B.C. died under the evil power of the cow. Everytime the cow appears, he tried to escape, but never worked. After the game, he checked the ng world stats. He died 12 times, and 11 came from teh COW!

then B.C. never appear again, like he suddenly disappear in teh world. Some people says he committed suicide, some says, the cow ate him alive, some also says he got the mad cow diease and got the head of a cow, and a body of a human, some also says that the cow drown him with their milk, but of course, what really happen to him will always be a mystery!



muhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah......

:evil: :evil::evil: :evil: :evil:


Today, more and more cows are being mass produce by the mother cow Freakish. We got lag cow, iitnaobor, then we got godlike cow, deadlamb, etc. BUt luckily we got the cow elimination team. Creeper, DV, II, BOOBS, F7, *HUMAN*, RECON, MM, STEALTH, SOBE, NITESTALKER, SPBTOOL, DAWG, AND MANY MANY MORE. Now are hope and peace to teh Human race lies on their hands, we they fail us, or will they kick some Cow a$$, is the real question.

Will planet Earth, end up being, The Planet of the COWS?

Freakish
07-21-2002, 05:55 AM
lmao..you crack me up.. I didn't think I got you that many times that match :dunno:

lol bc.. :rockon:

Airlea
07-21-2002, 10:13 AM
Originally posted by B.C.
Will planet Earth, end up being, The Planet of the COWS?

Don't even get me started on Mooies!!! I think I have corrupted many since I suggested the Mooie vs Mooie night. *wipes tear from her eye* I'm so proud of all of you mooies!


:D :rockon: :D :rockon:

[pepe]
07-21-2002, 12:44 PM
Thats mighty funny B.C,
are you going to sleep with
the lights on from now on?:rockon:

WAISTED TIME
07-21-2002, 12:51 PM
I have seen this illusive many times. And the only good time is when he is on my team....I thought cows were slow and for tipping.....But not the freak cow......I don't feel sorry for you, but i know how it feels.........KILL THE COW AND LIVE A LITTLE LONGER!!!!!

Ghost_Recon
07-21-2002, 10:00 PM
i got Freakish once while he had the flag with the translocator from far far away...

Freakish
07-21-2002, 10:41 PM
bitch!!!!!

Creeper
07-22-2002, 12:08 AM
And this one time.. at band camp.. Freakish had speed, the belt, and two deemers. Then, suddenly he didn't anymore. Probably amoung the greatest of all my many, many, many spam kills.

:evil:

YOU LIKE THAT?

Nova
07-22-2002, 06:01 AM
The cow elmination team has done well, here is one of the cow casulties
http://www.ihatecows.com/pics/cow_with_cones_2.jpg

[pepe]
07-22-2002, 01:35 PM
ouch

Freakish
07-22-2002, 01:49 PM
a) LMAO creep..you bitch!

b)that cow is outta shape..not like us Psycho Game Cows:tsk:

[pepe]
07-22-2002, 01:58 PM
Freakish is happy california cow:rockon:

http://www.realcaliforniacheese.com/kids/images/800x600_sunshineday.jpg

WAISTED TIME
07-27-2002, 12:47 AM
We finally caught him


*EDIT*
I would really rather not see any more pics of animals being either tortured or mutilated. It is getting old.

StealthDP

*/EDIT*

Freakish
07-27-2002, 03:40 AM
um..wtf is that?

Zinia
07-27-2002, 07:00 AM
Originally posted by Freakish
um..wtf is that?

Looks like the aftermath of a FCSM :evil:

ShirleyFT
07-27-2002, 07:31 AM
If you walk through the cow field early in the morning and kick the pies you can find the Magic Super Mario Bros. mushrooms. 100 pts.

*HUMAN*
07-27-2002, 07:32 AM
CowZ R Bad. CowZ Must Die. Don't eat Chikin, Eat cowz!

http://www.eatmorchikin.com/downloads/extreme-sports-640x480.jpg

ShirleyFT
07-27-2002, 08:12 AM
Some A1 sauce and a couple rockets will cook it up nice. Mmmm.

Oh, and remember to cook the cow thoroughly - E-Coli Cow. Yuckins.

Freakish
07-27-2002, 12:53 PM
lol..nice pic Human..

B.C.
07-27-2002, 09:54 PM
Originally posted by Freakish
um..wtf is that?


your future!

FBMachine
07-27-2002, 09:58 PM
Actually it kinda reminds me of that cow from Kung Pow doing a back flip ( god that movie was aweful ). And with the obvious wires around his ankles, it even looks like it could be a low-budget stunt.
Dan

Recon
07-28-2002, 08:12 AM
That "wire" is how cows, still alive mind you, are loaded onto ships. It breaks their legs. They flop around in the holds of the ship till they reach their foreign destination.

It gets worse, but i wont bother. I saw this on the news many years ago.

sick bastards

outdoor
07-28-2002, 10:59 AM
Originally posted by B.C.
lag cow

ROFLMAO BC!!!!!!!YOU ROCK!!!!!!!:D :D :rockon: :rockon:

SoBeiT
07-28-2002, 02:17 PM
This is a "Standard Practice" Recon? No wonder as humans we produce so many Sickos...look what we do to other living things :(

Kingster
07-29-2002, 08:51 AM
Shot looks like it comes from a "mad cow" farm... You know, the places where they killed the entire base of income for the farmer by killing all of his livestock.

Never really followed it close enough.... but I wonder if the farmers were compensated for their loss... After all, it isn't really the farmer's faults, but the grain companies faults. Ah well...

I guess this is not the time or the place to discuss it. My point is that maybe posts THAT graphic don't need to be posted... Kinda harsh I think... While a majority of us are adults... There are a few of us that are on the younger side.... And I think this is the second time your posts have been questionable, Waisted... Please... We don't want this place turning into a "who can gross who out" forum.... Mmmmm'Kay?

B.C.
07-29-2002, 09:29 AM
our spys have risk their lives to find the secrect project that the cows are working on.

The cows now have developed the technology to turn Humans to "cow man". this is bad news, since they have caught so many prisoners!



And our brave spys are now dead, this is the last picture they are able to sent us. We believe that the cow in this picture is very mad, and its believed to be the master mind behind the cowz. "Freakish"

B.C.
07-29-2002, 09:37 AM
our spys have risk their lives to find the secrect project that the cows are working on.

The cows now have developed the technology to turn Humans to "cow man". this is bad news, since they have caught so many prisoners!

B.C.
07-29-2002, 09:39 AM
And our brave spys are now dead, this is the last picture they are able to sent us. We believe that the cow in this picture is very mad, and its believed to be the master mind behind the cowz. "Freakish"

B.C.
07-29-2002, 10:16 AM
img code off, ignore my past 4 post!:moon:

Freakish
07-29-2002, 11:44 AM
Originally posted by B.C.
ignore my ... post!:moon:

we always do.. :p

SoBeiT
07-29-2002, 12:38 PM
if only we could :D

BC our human/cow conspiracy leader :cool:

ShirleyFT
07-29-2002, 01:13 PM
Yes, B.C. The installation units are in the hamburgers. That's how they get them into your brain. 9 billion served. Oh, and watch the quarter pounders, too.

Kindness
07-29-2002, 03:22 PM
hmmmm ... quarter pounders.

WAISTED TIME
07-29-2002, 04:25 PM
A previous POW .........picture just release to the public today