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radio667
11-25-2005, 06:55 PM
from ananova ...... A cheating husband was exposed after his wife's parrot mimicked his voice calling out another woman's name.

Frank Ficker, 50, has now been kicked out of the family home by wife Petra, also 50, after she heard their 12-year-old parrot Hugo impersonating him on the phone to another woman.

Petra, of Freiburg, Germany, said: "Hugo always liked to mimic Frank and he could do his voice perfectly.

"Frank asking who's at the door, Frank yelling at our nephews, Frank telling me he loved me. And then one day I heard him doing Frank's voice, but saying "Uta, Uta"."

Petra turned the house upside down and found two plane tickets for a weekend break in Paris booked for her husband - and a mystery woman named Uta.

She said: "I kicked him straight out. It's just me and my parrot now.

killedbycrimson
11-25-2005, 08:50 PM
pirates are waaaay cooler than ninjas.
pirates have parrots.
parrot owns husbands...
husband= hus bannned by the parrot.

Poisongirl
11-25-2005, 09:15 PM
Remember we have a house full of birds.

radio667
11-25-2005, 09:17 PM
LOl :D PG !!!!!!!!

Superchaz
11-25-2005, 10:48 PM
Parrot: *Squawk!* Oh yea Martha, oh yea, ----censored---- *Squawk*
Jill: What in the!!?
Bill: ...

killedbycrimson
11-25-2005, 10:49 PM
Remember we have a house full of birds.
they are my minions, plus they know i'll cut them if they talk...

XepptizZ
11-25-2005, 11:08 PM
I hope she has a good time with her parrot.

Poisongirl
11-25-2005, 11:16 PM
Sure, you are under the thumb of a budgie remember, how you going to handle a cockatiel if they squeal, call for baby bunny back up?

Aquablue
11-26-2005, 01:34 AM
I hope she has a good time with her parrot.

Hehe... How's that for a 'dry' statement. :D