After game drinks....

[Lord_Simeon]

This is a new forum for relaxing after a game, and reflecting on your in game antics, experiences etc.

Chat with the guys\gals you just blew to bits, or gloat about the 6 flag captures in a row.

[blito3]

i dont drink during the week
but after a game(lol)
i dont think so

[ShirleyFT]

This may be interesting.

[Zinia]

Cheers

Had fun again tonight. Did a little better than earlier, but still took a couple of MM's deemers up the arse. He likes those on Clift Hills.;)

Don't drink and drive deemers.:tsk:

[HortonsWho]

Just got out of 90 minutes on 33 with freakish, Mikey, Raindog, Infide and others. GREAT fun... though I sucked worse than usual...

[blito3]

hope your not gonna blame the beer

[HortonsWho]

:hammer:

[MadMikey]

While the spam of 20 players IS fun, I get a big kick out of the smaller games, as they require more teamwork.

What a blast! :D

[Infide]

I agree those small games were pretty cool. Freakish was bezerk!! I think Hailthegoat had connection problems he wasn't around long.

[Raindog]

Yeah, Freakish definitely had his freak on, but Mikey helped balance it. =) I thought the game of ((frequency)) was the best of the lot; the 2-point capping sprees made it pretty thrilling, and the small server population definitely helped -- it was fun to be able to dodge around a pillar or something without someone waiting on the other side. GGs Hortcow, Mikey, Infide, Zinia, Kindness, Freakish, and anyone I forgot. Next time, I'm shooting demos. =)

Dog

[Kindness]

Originally posted by Raindog
Yeah, Freakish definitely had his freak onDamn! Ouch! Damn! Ouch! ...

[Zinia]

Originally posted by HortonsWho
Just got out of 90 minutes on 33 with freakish, Mikey, Raindog, Infide and others

I'll have to make more of an impression...:hammer:

[HortonsWho]

Originally posted by RichardZinia


I'll have to make more of an impression...:hammer: `


You made more than an impression on me: dents, bruises, holes... :eek:

[Infide]

Originally posted by Raindog
Yeah, Freakish definitely had his freak on, but Mikey helped balance it. =) I thought the game of ((frequency)) was the best of the lot; the 2-point capping sprees made it pretty thrilling, and the small server population definitely helped -- it was fun to be able to dodge around a pillar or something without someone waiting on the other side. GGs Hortcow, Mikey, Infide, Zinia, Kindness, Freakish, and anyone I forgot. Next time, I'm shooting demos. =)

Dog

I wish I had a demo of when you tried to jump over my rocket but you had the jump boots and slammed into the ceiling and back down so fast you ended up right in it's path ;)
man that was priceless
still makes me laugh

[HailtheGoat]

Originally posted by Infide
I agree those small games were pretty cool. Freakish was bezerk!! I think Hailthegoat had connection problems he wasn't around long.

Your right, I think the typhoon knocked out my ISP's power or something yesterday. I could trace 2 hops and it died!

[HortonsWho]

A lot of people in this country pooh-pooh Australian table wines. This is a pity, as many fine Australian wines appeal not only to the Australian palette, but also to the cognoscenti of Great Britain.

'Black Stump Bordeaux' is rightly praised as a peppermint flavoured Burgundy, whilst a good 'Sydney Syrup' can rank with any of the world's best sugary wines.

'Chateau Bleu', too, has won many prizes; not least for its taste, and its lingering afterburn.

'Old Smokey, 1968' has been compared favourably to a Welsh claret, whilst the Australian wino society thouroughly recommends a 1970 'Coq du Rod Laver', which, believe me, has a kick on it like a mule: 8 bottles of this, and you're really finished -- at the opening of the Sydney Bridge Club, they were fishing them out of the main sewers every half an hour.

Of the sparkling wines, the most famous is 'Perth Pink'. This is a bottle with a message in, and the message is BEWARE!. This is not a wine for drinking -- this is a wine for laying down and avoiding.

Another good fighting wine is 'Melbourne Old-and-Yellow', which is particularly heavy, and should be used only for hand-to-hand combat.

Quite the reverse is true of 'Chateau Chunder', which is an Appelachian controle, specially grown for those keen on regurgitation -- a fine wine which really opens up the sluices at both ends.

Real emetic fans will also go for a 'Hobart Muddy', and a prize winning 'Cuiver Reserve Chateau Bottled Nuit San Wogga Wogga', which has a bouquet like an aborigine's armpit.

[Lord_Simeon]

'Chateau Bleu', too, has won many prizes; not least for its taste, and its lingering afterburn.



LOL.
Wasnt that from "the Goodies"

[HortonsWho]

Originally posted by Lord_Simeon


LOL.
Wasnt that from "the Goodies"



Nope... a clue: "Albatross!"

[Lord_Simeon]

Bah, still can't guess....

Sounds sort of "Pythonesque"
But i can't get "Iron Maiden: out of my head....




Real emetic fans will also go for a 'Hobart Muddy', and a prize winning 'Cuiver Reserve Chateau Bottled Nuit San Wogga Wogga', which has a bouquet like an aborigine's armpit.

HA HA HA

[HortonsWho]

Bruce (http://www.stone-dead.asn.au/albums-cds/sounds/sketches/bruces.ra)

[Cypress]

small games are the best because........theres not a bunch of ppl who can just storm in and kick ur ass three ways to sunday thats why i think there more fun and challenging










but thats just me u may be difernt.

[HortonsWho]

Welcome and... uh... what?

[Play]

Kewl! This will be my new hangout where I'll frequenty visit to brag about how I owned Creeper and Stealth in the last few games we've just played!

Thanks,
Play
:p :cool:

[[pepe]]

INCOMING!!!!

[ShirleyFT]

I've been seeing a lot of stupid play in B3cagematch lately. A member of my team has parked themselves in the cage button room and constantly holds the cage down for the enemy. I know this is the case because nobody has the flag on our team, yet these players keep hitting the button and keep lowering the cage while only the enemy team can gain from it. Is this stupidity or is somebody stacking the deck? Has anybody else seen this?

[FBMachine]

Yes, I have seen that alot lately! Not just the same person either. Must be something in the water...
Dan

[Freakish]

They're probably just idiots..they may have tried getting into the opposing room but got smacked down so they realize it's much easier to go play with their own cage..

[ShirleyFT]

I'd piston their butts outta there but that gives the enemy an even bigger advantage.

[Infide]

Originally posted by ShirleyFT
I've been seeing a lot of stupid play in B3cagematch lately. A member of my team has parked themselves in the cage button room and constantly holds the cage down for the enemy. I know this is the case because nobody has the flag on our team, yet these players keep hitting the button and keep lowering the cage while only the enemy team can gain from it. Is this stupidity or is somebody stacking the deck? Has anybody else seen this?

Is there a GOOD way to play that map?

[Play]

Originally posted by Infide


Is there a GOOD way to play that map?

yep, but it requires a few people with good teamwork. Works out really well when that happens.

[blito3]

well shirle i seen people who cant figure that map out
and laugh myself silly in spec mode
and all u need is three players to dominate that map
1 in your flag button room
1 in the enemy flag button room
1 the runner

[ShirleyFT]

Originally posted by blito3
well shirle i seen people who cant figure that map out
and laugh myself silly in spec mode
and all u need is three players to dominate that map
1 in your flag button room
1 in the enemy flag button room
1 the runner

I know. It just can't understand what the problem is. It really p!sses me off. I have lots of fun on that map because it adds a new level of strategy and timing, but when you have some moron on your team constantly dropping the cage, with no apparent reason, the whole thing goes to hell.

[blito3]

what u need is an idiot stick
and whack!
makes u feel good
but makes them no smarter

[Lord_Simeon]

I need one of them for all the idiots i have to train at work.
There recruiting loads of people at the mo, and some of them
..........ooohhhhhh.....

Example:
2 hirings not too long ago....

A male, 19, worked in a fish plant
A female, 38, worked in a fish and chip shop.

No experience with the steel industry at all....
Surprisingly, the Male is useless, and the female works harder than a lot of the men....

[ShirleyFT]

Spargo, most of the women I know are very hard workers. They take their jobs very seriously and unfortunately dwell on job related issues long after the work day is done.

Also, look at the ages of those two workers. It might be an age thing more than it is based on gender. I'm not saying teenagers are lazy but sometimes it takes a few years to develop solid work skills.

[ShirleyFT]

Nice camping today in Towne by Borniculla. Just hung around shield belt and armor and camped the rocket launcher. Then he complained when I killed him, "I wanted to go GOD". Boo hoo. Nice camping Tex.

And Lack of Skillz should change his name to Lack of Brains. In Enemy Contention today he had the flag and kept running back and forth in front of our flag but would NOT cap it. Wow, was I steamed.

All around serious lameage this afternoon. El Lame-o!

[Lord_Simeon]

when I killed him, "I wanted to go GOD". Boo hoo. Nice camping Tex.

ha ha ha
Man, theres some lame people around.
I once found someone hiding under a ramp in A$$Halls.
I wen't over and "?" at them, then they started moaning that they had the flag for 5 minutes and then got killed.
Boo hoo, play the game.
you win, you lose.

[[pepe]]

I can't take it anymore
I want to play real players that
suck like pros

these bots are boring!!!!


[notice the lack of rock on smiley]
[this is serious]

[ShirleyFT]

I think server #1 is stuck on a map.

[Zinia]

I sent a PM to MM.

[phalanx]

hmm server 1 gets stuck on maps often :D

[ShirleyFT]

Thanks, RZ. That map is fun, but I don't have the energy to play it 3 times in a row.

[Zinia]

Originally posted by ShirleyFT
Thanks, RZ. That map is fun, but I don't have the energy to play it 3 times in a row.

I had to stop after 1. 3 quick flag runs through Recon and Sobe is enough for the heart.

[Kindness]

Jeez, on the roof of the covered bridge at the center of BadNeighbors, I tried to throw Idle Idol the axe, thinking that that would help the team, and YELLMONKEY, on the other team, slips between us and grabs it. Idle says "doh!" I just stood there thinking, what an idiot I am. LOL

[blito3]

ahhh throwing the relic....to the intended target only to be snatched by someone else...LOL

[ShirleyFT]

Yes timing is everything with the relic throw. I have more of a problem with some bozo from my own team stealing it from the FC. If enemies are close by I do some killin first then give relics. Most of the regs got the relic thing down.

[FBMachine]

Ah, relic fumbling.... I remember this one time I tried to pass my FC speed ( I think it was dv... er vanessa maybe... can't remember ) and we took so long because we accidentally messed up the swap that someone came along and blew our a$$es up with a wad of rockets. We were completely safe when we started the trade, someone just snuck up on us during our fiddling. It was pretty damn funny, though it also kinda sucked. :rolleyes: I've seen a lot of pass fumbling though, so I don't feel so bad.
Dan

[blito3]

my only prob is my binding key is right next to jump, so i allways fumble the relic. whats that..wha..wait..didnt i just have that relic..damn(as the person who is chasing me grabs it)

[Doofus]

Originally posted by HailtheGoat


Your right, I think the typhoon knocked out my ISP's power or something yesterday. I could trace 2 hops and it died!

Well, my ISP/DSL only rarely craps out on me (usually *right* in the middle of a good game), but my machine has crapped out on me recently a bunch (I cranked back my overclock a tad, and seems stable now). But here is the last time it crapped out. Frozen, so I had to take a "screeneie" with my digital camera.

Just fragged the EFC (you :)) look at that gorgeous grenade lob, don't ask me to repeat it.
Had speed.
Freeze.

Damn.

[Doofus]

Originally posted by FBMachine
Ah, relic fumbling.... I remember this one time I tried to pass my FC speed ( I think it was dv... er vanessa maybe... can't remember ) and we took so long because we accidentally messed up the swap that someone came along and blew our a$$es up with a wad of rockets. We were completely safe when we started the trade, someone just snuck up on us during our fiddling. It was pretty damn funny, though it also kinda sucked. :rolleyes: I've seen a lot of pass fumbling though, so I don't feel so bad.
Dan

I do it ALL the time. I'm starting to be a bit more cautious and precise. Sometimes ther FC is running around to much and they keep missing where I throw it. Often, we just end up dead and giving both our relix to the other team. Aaaargh.

[Zinia]

Pretty intense match last night on Roommates with Freak, Doof, F7,myself, others against FB, GofWar, others as they methodically cleaned our clocks.

Reminded me of reg night with all the competition. Good game guys.

[HailtheGoat]

Originally posted by Doofus


Well, my ISP/DSL only rarely craps out on me (usually *right* in the middle of a good game), but my machine has crapped out on me recently a bunch (I cranked back my overclock a tad, and seems stable now). But here is the last time it crapped out. Frozen, so I had to take a "screeneie" with my digital camera.

Just fragged the EFC (you :)) look at that gorgeous grenade lob, don't ask me to repeat it.
Had speed.
Freeze.

Damn.

What a shot to crap out on! Thanks for the memories, I'll cherish this Kodak moment.:D

[Doofus]

Originally posted by RichardZinia
Pretty intense match last night on Roommates with Freak, Doof, F7,myself, others against FB, GofWar, others as they methodically cleaned our clocks.

Reminded me of reg night with all the competition. Good game guys.

Yeah, they kicked our butts. They kept spamming the shock rifle outside our base not letting anyone pick it up, and basically dominated the middle (OhBoy was in control there mostly, from what I could tell). Their first 3 or 4 runs were through the electrical outlet route, so I started protecting against that (and then they decided to take everything straight through the middle).

I've played that map only a handful of times, and the bases are not symmetrical, so I need to go practice it a bit before I'll be any use there.

[Blackshado]

Yeah, the blue base is ALOT better than red in that map. I've played both (red last night) and having the SR right at the map, a flat surface big enough to defend from and a spam spot comboing from the bed to the flag makes defense so much easier for them.

By the way, thanx for the cover last night on that one Doof, some nice timing on my (unsuccessful) flag runs.

And another thing to remember, as far as I've seen, its much easier to get to your flag (i.e. cap) in blue base than red once you've passed through the door. The skateboard is hidden from spam from outside, while the ramp in red is wide open. I never did figure out where the lift was to get to the red flag . . .

Anyway, last night had the best games I've ever played in UT in years. The best was probably Elite Arena. God that was crazy. :rockon:

[FBMachine]

Yeah that was a tuff match in roomates lastnight! I swear doofus, it wasn't my intention to camp the shock rifle. :D It's just that I couldn't find one near my base, and everytime I went for the one near your base I got spammed, so I started trying to clear the area first before moving on... but then F7 would kill me, and that repeated many times before I just used rockets and only got the shock when it was safe hehe.

[Doofus]

Originally posted by FBMachine
Yeah that was a tuff match in roomates lastnight! I swear doofus, it wasn't my intention to camp the shock rifle. :D It's just that I couldn't find one near my base, and everytime I went for the one near your base I got spammed, so I started trying to clear the area first before moving on... but then F7 would kill me, and that repeated many times before I just used rockets and only got the shock when it was safe hehe.

LOL. Not dissing your team, it's a smart strategy (until we try something else besides heading straight for it as soon as we come through the door). OhBoy and a few others were mopping up on our side of the central room, so it was hard to get out on foot. I started xlocing eventually when I saw it was going to be that way all game.

[Cool_Daddy]

We had some great games on #2 tonight, the new rotation is pretty good (esp. with no redneck woody).

The best game was Stairs of Health--- 6-5 in OVERTIME!!!!

11 players in triple figures??? Havn't seen that in a long time!

[LaM]Cool_Daddy

[Doofus]

Originally posted by [LaM]Cool_Daddy
We had some great games on #2 tonight, the new rotation is pretty good (esp. with no redneck woody).

The best game was Stairs of Health--- 6-5 in OVERTIME!!!!

11 players in triple figures??? Havn't seen that in a long time!


Yeah, I noticed, was going to go spectate when I saw the score at 5-5, but it turned 6-5 a moment later. Glad it was as fun as it looked.

[ShirleyFT]

I just played Burger Wars and the FC refused to cap. We were trying to piston him into the cap. You know this map. He was inside the flagroom looking at the flag, but refused to cap. I was so p!ssed bllod shot out my ears all over the walls. Not really, but I was angry.

Did he do this on purpose? I mean was he tanking the game? As soon as he got killed he went back and grabbed the flag again.

I think his name was "Heat Damer". Can anybody who was in the game confirm this.

Man do I hate that.

[FBMachine]

Yeah the name sounds right. I tryed best I could to piston his ass over to the flag but he kept shooting at us and backtracking. :rolleyes: Maybe he just didn't see the big yellow flashing sign telling him he has the flag. Another tool in that match was JohnnyQuest. He kept hiding in the pitch black hills with the sniper rifle, one time with axe as well. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: It's one thing to whip out the sniper rifle and take out the EFC down range, it's another thing all together to sit in the dark and just shoot at people that go by for several minutes.
Dan

[ShirleyFT]

Yeah, JohnnyQuest is a sneak, but he's also a lousy sniper. I kept hearing bullets hitting around me and about the 5th or 6th one would hit. Not even a headshot and I was standing still. We won and it was close. If he got off his butt and helped his team it may have been different.

I wonder about Heat damer though. As soon as he got killed he went back and got the flag again. I "wonder" if he was tanking it.

[RedMag*]

Yeah wee got some good game this pass few days
i dont know if its the same game u guys r talking about ?
i was allway on the losing team but wee got them all at the end :)
i think i lost 1 or 2 game on the 2-3 days i played whit u guy
wee had a good team :)
Dringing Vodka u played great on my team i hop to play whit u again :D maybe cus it was your BD that u played like that hehe

[Doofus]

Originally posted by RedMag*

i was allway on the losing team but wee got them all at the end :)


Losing? You were kicking some butt when I was on, always getting in my way, damn you.

Leave Doofus alone!!! I'm harmless!

:evil:

[Kindness]

Earth's entry from the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Mostly harmless.:)

[RedMag*]

well losing , the ohter team was allways the first to cap wee had to work hard to catch up and wee did :rockon:

[Doofus]

Originally posted by RedMag*
the ohter team was allways the first to cap

Damn that otter team, they are slippery devils.

And they always have fish breath.

:D

[Blackshado]

Just to keep this thread alive and kickin' . . .

On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do u suck at UT (1 being not at all, 10 being sucking big time)

With the pings I've had lately, I would say ..... 7


Canadians: Wasting people's time since 1867.

[Lord_Simeon]

well, about a 3 for me.
I sometimes play on an Aussie server, [CSHP]Jetstreams instagib, with my nephew Lord Ryan, but we both suck.
Our ping is around 200 on there, where as our UP ping is about 400, due to being on the other side of the world.

I should probably stick to level editing...LOL

[blito3]

I give myself a sober 2
unsober 8

[Lord_Simeon]

I give myself a sober 2
unsober 8

LOL, i call it "aim juice"

[blito3]

or unaim juice

[Doofus]

Originally posted by blito3
or unaim juice

I always thought it was called Blotto juice, Blito.

:D

[HorrorShow]

umm...don't drink beer much but I will...wait is this legal here?


Beer tends to make most people obnoxious/loud/assholio/etc and they get this strange alcohol-body odor stink to them(mmm just want I-an alcohol soaked lady-NOT!)

Plus you have to pick up all the damn bottles and get new carpet/couch/etc becuz they can't hit the friggin ASHTRAY!

[Lord_Simeon]

how DARE you talk about beer like that.
You should be ashamed of yourself.


Go and sit in the corner for 5 minutes.

[RedMag*]

haha Lord

[blito3]

beer only makes u stupid. not smart. then again the fun factor is good. Tilll u wake in the morn.

[Zealot_Hunter]

Originally posted by blito3
beer only makes u stupid. not smart. then again the fun factor is good. Tilll u wake in the morn.


As long as u drink plenty of water before bed, and one beer when you wake up, you will be bright as day the next morning!!!!

:D


Friendly tip for u drinkers that didnt know that!!

[Lord_Simeon]

he he, a beer when you wake up.
Only tried that once, nearly spewed my guts up.
It was a warm beer too.

[Blackshado]

It's all about having beer for breakfast on special occasions (Canada Day for me, big summer BBQ, weddings (not yours fool) and other times you don't need to be sober at all)

Of course, if your family tradition is having a beer on Christmas morning, you might have a problem. . . . or live in Texas. :p

[blito3]

Originally posted by HorrorShow
Beer tends to make most people obnoxious/loud/assholio/etc


hmmmm......I only noticed that when i am not drinking.

[Nitestalker]

Beer makes me P

[blito3]

hope so it effects me the same way.

[widowmaker]

I don't like beer. I am a hard liquor kind of guy.
:cool:

[Scooter]

I WAS SO DRUNK IN THINK I WAS PLAYING UNDER blito3 NAME . LMAO.
:moon:

[blito3]

LOL.....i was seeing double.

[Fnix.USA]

GG, ari, hugh, widow, blackshado, idle idol, and everyone else! :D