No Instagib

[Suffie]

Hello All.

For a copple of weeks i play Instagib on the net.
Somethimes im good:D , somthimes i verry verry bad:dunno:
So i want to train instagib on my computer (not online) to get better. Only i cant play instagib.
We have version 436.
The only things you can sellect are:
Deathmatch, TeamDeathmatch, Dommenation, CTF, assult and Last man standing.
Can someone help me pleas to get instagib on the game!

Suffie

[Idle Idol]

click the MUTATORs button when starting the server/match. and add INSTAGIB as a mutator.

--Idle, here to help

[Airlea]

Originally posted by Idle Idol
click the MUTATORs button when starting the server/match. and add INSTAGIB as a mutator.--Idle, here to help

What in the world is an istagib? I've seen it a few times and haven't bothered to ask about it. So, oh great Idle... do explain!

Please ;)

[Idle Idol]

come sit close, airlea dear...closer, closer still...oh hell get on my lap and papa idle will tell you a tale. A tale of an evil weapon that the Biltos shove in all the maps they make to drive us crazy. =)

instagib is where everyone spawns and starts with the Enhanced Shock Rifle. There are no other weapons to grab.

What is the ehanced shock rifle? (AKA the ESR) you ask? how can the all powerfull shock rifle become ENHANCED? a difficult concept to grasp I know, but please stay tuned and let us warp your mind into the mixed up world of whatever crazy person came up with this during unreal development...

esr looks just like the regular shock rifle, except the glowing parts are red...not blue. The ESR has an unlimited ammo supply, no need to refill. There is no secondary fire (no pulse ball) secondary fire simply shoots the primary just like on the regular shock rifle. a red blast of doom. as it instantly gibs (instagib) anyone it hits. you can have defense relic, 199 health, a full shield belt...if it hits you, you explode into little pieces. period.

basically a one shot kill game style. it can be fast, furious...and annoying as hell =)

I actually learned to play unreal tournament on a server such as this. It was called Ondoher's Bistro and it ran the map face only, set to low grav, and running instagib. But i got more than my fill of that hideous red blowing monstrosity. I am MUCH happier here at stealths.

--Idle, can you bounce up and down while your here?

[Airlea]

Originally posted by Idle Idol
come sit close, airlea dear...closer, closer still...oh hell get on my lap and papa idle will tell you a tale.

*gets comfy in Idle's lap*

esr looks just like the regular shock rifle, except the glowing parts are red...not blue. The ESR has an unlimited ammo supply, no need to refill.

OOOOOH!! THAT gun. I ran into it in Tin Man. Couldn't figure out why my gun was firing red. I thought it was a glitch... then I saw how easily it killed people. I decided I liked that gun. *nods*

I am MUCH happier here at stealths I agree. I haven't played on any other servers, although I've been asked to join one other. I seem to spend more time in the forums and coming up with ideas for games (mooies rock) than anything else. I don't care about my stats. I just care about things like getting the hell out of the way when I see DV coming at me or Traci ... or anyone else for that matter! =P

--Idle, can you bounce up and down while your here? Well I don't know. Is that a redeemer in your pocket or are you just happy to be telling me some stories!

[stapuf]

You guys gotta get a room.

(Once Vanessa and Vodka vacate it)

I think Idle has his own scale model ESR...

[Idle Idol]

no silly thats not a redeemer. But if you hold it in your hands you'll still get that feeling of awe inspiring power and satisfaction coursing through your veins.

and yes, it's in tinman. heh, up on his leg. It's also in b3loastmarines, that weird map with the vertical kickers and the catwalk that goes across the middle whose name i forget, and a couple other maps that have been rotated through. it's alright, but when your not on an instagib server it is kinda lame. I wish their were versions of all those maps with it removed.(ctf-tinmanNOgib) <shrug>

--Idle, tin man is my best friend

p.s. room 202

[drinking vodka]

owning room 666, and there are no planz to vacate it
-vodka

[Idle Idol]

room 666? got it.

and on a totally unrelated note, does anyonw know how much those little x10 hidden cameras that I always see popup adds for cost? just curious, dunno why. :rolleyes:

--Idle, surveillance wiz kid

[drinking vodka]

oh it's totally related... but don't fret young Idol, those little cameraz are already installed in all the roomz!

surveil that!
-vodka

[Airlea]

Originally posted by Idle Idol
room 666? got it.and on a totally unrelated note, does anyonw know how much those little x10 hidden cameras that I always see popup adds for cost? just curious, dunno why. :rolleyes:

--Idle, surveillance wiz kid

LOL Idle!! You're horrible!! and wiz kid? Just how much of a kid are you? :eek: Little cameras hmm? why? so they can catch both of us fighting over the computer (we requested in the room--with cable/dsl of course) to see who's going to play UT first?

:rockon:

[Idle Idol]

yeah, consdiering any other activities we can do in the room won't take but a few seconds I guess we will need some terminals to play UT on.

--Idle, today i am not a man

[Creeper]

Originally posted by Idle Idol
.... you can have defense relic, 199 health, a full shield belt...

... no you can't! :rolleyes:

(and the map with the vertical kickers and the catwalk is ctf-baked)

[Idle Idol]

yeah you can, i'm sure someone made a mod that lets you have defense and shield belt simultaenously.

--Idle, hypothetical situations used as exagerations to prove the hypothesis yield more intense final results when exposed to the inquiring masses

[Creeper]

While I DOUBT that such a mod exists.. the map in question is STILL Baked.. so pffft :cool:

[lord_ryan]

Originally posted by Idle Idol
come sit close, airlea dear...closer, closer still...oh hell get on my lap and papa idle will tell you a tale. A tale of an evil weapon that the Biltos shove in all the maps they make to drive us crazy. =)






LOL!

[phalanx]

yes it is possable i have had the shieldbelt and the relic of defence with 199 heath.:p
i got this mod cald ctf-alive when u die your strength goes down to 9% dont know why but on instagib it is fun because it is not 1 hit kill anymore if u r this weak.
i got hit and my health was 41
i found a nod on nalicity witch is an instagib rifle with secondry fire mode A SCOPE appropriatly named zoominstagib (i fount 2 DOM servers using it):moreconf:
its fun on ctf-face (if u r a good shot)
phalanx

[Nova]

I dont like the instagib on the net. When i shoot i have to always move the crosshair up alittle because their is a lag with the shot, well atleast for me. Too much stress guessing how far to go up withat that gun. Gimme the shockrifle, i'll make some gibs fly.:evil:

[lord_ryan]

I played instagibs for the first time today to see what it was like. It was fast paced and a lot of fun but my 56k was just lagging too much and i couldnt get frags, my ping was about 500, lol

[phalanx]

i got the zoom instagib zip here if u want fun

[BOOBS]

Do not like shock rifle(mostly because I suck with it) and REALLY do not like enhansed shock(and that has nothing to do with how good or bad I am with it. Nothing says this game sucks better then an enhansed shock. Shock rifle at least requires skill freakin enhansed shock is just another excuse for no talent loosers to stand at the end of a hall and fire at anything that moves, end the game with a high score and think they are the bomb. Why no make instapistols, or instarockets. Better yet if you need a one shot weapon why not make instainsults. No weapon just whoever types the best insult blows up who ever they are insulting. :rolleyes:

[Zinia]

DAVE"S NOT HERE

[phalanx]

there IS an instapistol mod it is called goldengun i (u got it off a friend so i dont know where to get it) i got other weapon mods though:
sniper rifle with longer zoom hehe

[phalanx]

Originally posted by BOOBS
instainsults. No weapon just whoever types the best insult blows up who ever they are insulting. :rolleyes:
i like that someone make it please:evil: :evil:
then BOOM to everyone on the server espesialy
squirrel lol:evil:

[ShirleyFT]

x10 cameras:

http://www.x10.com/homepage.htm

[blito3]

i played dm version of instagibblet
and come in first second or third
unless someone good comes along
and there are only three people playing