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Phanataz
04-02-2002, 05:00 AM
I read this one of the newsgroups (cant remember which one) but it sounded weird..:
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Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid me a visit.

As we were talking I mentioned that I had recently installed Windows XP on my PC. I told him how happy I was with this operating system, and showed him the Windows XP CD. To my surprise he threw it into my microwave oven and turned the oven on.

Instantly I got very upset, because the CD had become precious to me, but he said: 'Do not worry, it is unharmed.' After a few minutes he took the CD out, gave it to me and said: 'Take a close look at it.' To my surprise the CD was quite cold to hold and it seemed to be heavier than before. At first I could not see anything, but on the inner edge of the central hole I saw a inscription, an inscription finer than anything I have ever seen before. The inscription shone piercingly bright,and yet remote, as if out of a great depth:


12413AEB2ED4FA5E6F7D78E78BEDE8209450920F923A40EE10E510CC98D444AA08E1324

'I cannot understand the fiery letters,' I said.

'No, but I can,' he said. 'The letters are Hex, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter here. But in common English this is what it says:'


"One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them,
One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them..."
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weird huh? And no.. dont throw your XP CD into the microwave.

Play
04-02-2002, 09:03 AM
LMAO, n1 Phan! What makes it funnier is that fact that it's sooo true! :D So which one are you? An elf, man, dwarf, orc, or gollem himself??

ElectricHead
04-02-2002, 10:43 AM
Haa haa HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....very good!





EH

Mudhammer
04-02-2002, 10:56 AM
Good one Phan, LMAO!

Creeper
04-02-2002, 02:19 PM
Dangit! That didn't work on mine.. I wonder why? ;)

Phanataz
04-02-2002, 03:53 PM
Originally posted by Play
LMAO, n1 Phan! What makes it funnier is that fact that it's sooo true!

Are you serious? thats hard to believe they would put that on their CDs lol

Kingster
04-02-2002, 04:08 PM
Originally posted by Phanataz
Originally posted by Play
LMAO, n1 Phan! What makes it funnier is that fact that it's sooo true!
Are you serious? thats hard to believe they would put that on their CDs lol

I think Play was just commenting on how Microsoft would like XP to be "the one OS" for everyone. M$ didn't put that onto the CDs... hehehehehe

Play
04-02-2002, 05:53 PM
Creeper, you didn't seriously put your CD in the microwave, did ya?? LMAO. :D You'd be better off slam-dunking it straight into the trash can. You'd be amaze of the many different colors you'll see from doing that. Hehe.

I know, I know, I'm also a M$ Bit^h, and for my occupation I have to sell and praise it too, but I don't seriously doubt M$ is trying to take over the world. ;)

Freakish
04-02-2002, 06:47 PM
oh hell no..microwave it. Sure..you should turn on a fan to keep the area ventilated, but the lightning on the CD is coooool!! And it makes a purty design..

Creeper
04-02-2002, 08:05 PM
Actually, I would.. but I don't want to hurt my microwave, or infect it with pure M$ Evil, since I need to make dinner. umm.. that's 'popcorn' to those that don't know any better :D

Freakish
04-02-2002, 08:10 PM
silly you..it doesn't mess up your microwave.

and if it does..uh..nobody's telling my roommate I tried that..;)

HortonsWho
04-02-2002, 08:24 PM
LOL!!! Yeah--- sure is purdy... if your microwave is several years old the arc can blow the microwave thingy (emitter?)...

Oh--- you probably don't want to breathe the cooked aluminum either... :rolleyes:


True: My old roomate still thinks his microwave "just broke."
:evil:

HortonsWho
04-02-2002, 08:33 PM
OK... you gotta wade through some serious Llama shee-at but here is a video of dudes microwaving CDs...

http://www.singlereel.com/directory/clip-2001.html

Freakish
04-02-2002, 08:44 PM
oh man that's a dumb video..dorks. heh..but yeah you sorta get to see the sparks..

ruthven78
04-16-2002, 08:44 PM
PENGUIN POWER!!!

Get a real os http://www.linux.org

:moon: