Do not say to a cop...

[Zinia]

12 Things You Don't Say to a Cop



1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in
Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are!

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been
drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look
glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

[drinking vodka]

things you should say to a cop...

my dad who was in law enforcement for 20 years told me about the best excuse anyone ever gave him for speeding.

he pulls over a late 70's cadillac going 60 in a 25 mph residential zone at mid-day. upon approaching the vehicle he notices the driver is very nervous and jumpy in his seat. contemplating removing his weapon and while asking the driver "what's the hurry sir?"... the driver responds, "oh god, i'm sorry officer, but i was out shopping and the truth of it is that i'm hurrying home because i have to take a massive crap!" seeing the guy was indeed sweating and in discomfort, he replied, "hehehe, get home safe and try to keep it under 35."

either way...
a great actor or about to **** his caddy!
-vodka

[Arcarius]

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